Sorry, but it’s not often you can quote Madonna in the title of a post, so I like to do it when I can.

In a completely random manner, I decided this afternoon I want a holiday in Bali. Unlike most Australians, I’ve never been to Bali (misquoting a Redgum song, I haven’t been to Bali too) and have always wanted to go. So I spent some time googling hotels, and have found a crazy place to stay for a crazy cheap price. Miss M is also keen, especially if the holiday involves her missing a week of school. I first have to finish the massage course I’m doing, find a new house … I figure early November should be perfect!

Because I don’t have much other news, here’s the contents of an email my gorgeous friend Jo forwarded me today. If only I lived in LA, I’d dump my business and apply straight away.

WWE SEEKS EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT

World Wrestling Entertainment, The West Coast Entertainment Relations Division, is seeking to fill a new position: EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT.

Responsibilities include administrative duties (phones, travel, scheduling, expense reports, office management), entertainment and pop culture research.

Candidates should be highly intelligent, organized, resourceful, quick, computer savvy, have excellent phone skills, ambitious, and be able to think outside the box. We want someone who can contribute creative ideas and eagerly wants to learn and move up.

Being a fan is a plus, but not a requirement. Minimum 6-months assistant experience in the entertainment industry preferred.

We will be setting up meetings THIS week and NEXT. Position starts in September.

Pay is negotiable depending upon experience.

I wonder if “pay is negotiable” means they’d let me trade it in for training sessions with Dave Batista … if ya know what I mean.

Today I’m loving: it pains me to say it, but “Big Girls Don’t Cry”